BREAKING: Governor of Yunan Province Assassinated by Chinese Cabinet
It has been confirmed that Chen Hao has been assassinated by his government counterparts.
The public ponders whether his brother will accede to fill his position.
Sunday, May 3, 2015
BREAKING: Governor of Yunan Province Assassinated by Chinese Cabinet
BREAKING: Governor of Yunan Province Assassinated by Chinese Cabinet
It has been confirmed that Chen Hao has been assassinated by his government counterparts.
The public ponders whether his brother will accede to fill his position.
Obama Allows Emotion Over Bo to Affect His Decisions
Obama Allows Emotion Over Bo to Affect His Decisions
Fox News Online
America's favorite pooch, Bo Obama, was recently kidnapped by ISEA. To this, Obama released a statement concerning the safety of the "First Dog" as well as how this incident and the rest of the recent events has affected his family.
The President seems to be very emotional in this incident and has taken more command now for his dog than we have seen since the crisis has begun.
The President has apparently opted to conduct a mission to secure Bo in the near future.
Glad that the President's dog is more valued to him than our nation.
MILF demands MILFs
Representatives of the Moro Islamic Liberation Front have announced their intentions to leave ISEA, for not being provided enough MILFs. They did not clarify what their requests were any further.
Press Release from the President of the Republic of the Philippines
Press
Release from the Presidnet of the Republic of the Philippines
As the new President, I have several new policies to make.
1. Mar Roxas and Alberto del Rosario are both to be tried
for treason by a military court.
2. Martial law is now declared for the foreseeable future.
3. The Flag Officer of the Philippine Navy is now being
transferred to the office of NICA Director.
4. Commanding General Iriberri is now Chief of Staff of the
Armed Forces.
5. As President, I now order that a 100-foot-tall statue of
me be created in gold.
6. I order that a "National 5-Hour Energy Reserve"
be created, never to contain less than two million gallons of Berry
extra-Strength 55-Hour at any time.
7. I order my wife to please, please, please reconsider and
take me back. VILMA I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
Love and hugs,
President-General-Demigod Gregorio P. Catapang The Conqueror
BREAKING: Mar Roxas and Albert del Rosario Arrested, New Military Dictatorship Established
BREAKING: Mar Roxas and Albert del Rosario Arrested, New Military Dictatorship Established
In a shocking turn of events, the new President of the Philippines and the Secretary of Foreign Affairs have been arrested in yet another coup.
There is a pending military trial for the assassination of former President Benigno Aquino III.
A new military dictatorship under the Chief of Staff Gregorio Catapang has been established.
China Invades City of Vinh
CNN
Reports have confirmed that Chinese forces have invaded into the Vietnamese city of Vinh. Vietnamese air forces have been severely crippled.
Press Release from President Obama
press
release from President Obama
Given the
recent escalation of conflict between China and Vietnam, the United States is
prepared bring peace to the region at all costs. Over three thousand lives have been lost, and my dog Bo has
gone missing. Just as I do not
wish for Sasha, Malia, Sunny, or Michele to be mad at me because Bo is gone, I do not wish for China and Vietnam to be mad at each
other. For this reason, we are
prepared to launch nuclear strikes on both China and Vietnam should they not
agree to a ceasefire and subsequent peace agreement.
We expect to
hear from both parties by 4:57 PM before we strike.
Thanks,
Obama
Vietnamese American Coalition Refuse to Serve Pho until America Intervenes
Vietnamese American business leaders throughout the country are refusing to serve the delicacies of the country until foreign military assistance is provided. Pho, Banh Mi, and Bun Bo Hue are dishes that Americans and other people around the world will soon be deprived of.
Is this the future we want? Chow mein and wonton soup?
Press Release From the CABINET of the United States
press
release from the CABINET of the united states
The United States finds
it appalling that Vietnam would engeage in such slanderous statements regarding
their massive assumptions of US support in their war with China. This situation
is a highly complex regional affair with both sides engaging in escalatory
measures that were unnecessary in retrospect. The United States does not
possess a mutual defense treaty with Vietnam and is in no way obligated to
assist Vietnam in the case of a war.
Press Statement from Vietnam
To: The United Nations, International Court of Justice
The following recent events have placed the State of Vietnam and surrounding areas in turmoil. All attempts at contacting the United States have resulted in denies to our plea for help. China has refused to communicate and our people are dying needlessly by the thousands. The massacre of free Vietnamese citizens is an infringement of human rights and nation-state right as laid out by numerous documents recognized by numerous countries including the United States. Foreign aid of any kind will be welcome with open arms. The people of Vietnam want this conflict to be resolved as quickly as possible. In the mean time we will stand strong and continue to fight for our motherland and if necessary, die for her; for we know upon resurrection we will be comforted by the godly visionary Karl Marx while reciting verses from the Communist Manifesto.
All Hail Karl Marx and the Glorious Nation of Vietnam
Erotica Nights Enthusiast, Avril Haines Now Appointed CIA Director
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2341008/Avril-Haines-President-Obamas-pick-CIAs-second-command-held-erotica-nights-Baltimore-bookstore.html
UPDATE: Erotica Nights enthusiast, Avril Haines now appointed CIA Director.
United States Deploys Strike Groups
United States Deploys Strike Groups to the Philippines
CNN
Reporters have discovered that the United States Navy has just commissioned the deployment of several strike groups to various regions of the Philippines.
The order includes the seventh carrier strike group deployed to the North Philippines, as well as the USS Nimitz and the USS George Washington carrier strike groups sent to West Philippines. The locations were chosen in the West Philippines as buffer zone and protective barrier between Vietnan, China, and the Philippines.
Breaking: Exxon Oil Rig Destroyed by ISEA Explosive Boat
Breaking: Exxon Oil Rig near Vietnam Destroyed by ISEA Explosive Boat
CNN
An Exxon oil rig east of the coast of Vietnam was destroyed today by ISEA. A boat loaded with multiple explosive devices ran into the rig, and detonated. Because of the current state of war in Vietnam, the number of civilian casualties is still unknown and the possibility of a Vietnamese rescue mission is unlikely. 73 people, including fifteen American citizens, were working on the rig.
ISEA claimed responsibility for the action immediately after the attack.
BREAKING: Malaysia Airlines Flight From Ho Chi Minh City Missing
KUALA LUMPUR --
Malaysian authorities are reporting that Malaysia Airlines Flight 570 from Ho Chi Minh City to Kuala Lumpur, carrying Malaysian citizens fleeing the fighting in Vietnam, has gone missing. The Boeing 767 was carrying 135 passengers.
The Malaysian Aviation Authority has stated that the aircraft has not made contact in almost 45 minutes. Vietnam's Aviation Agency has not been responsive amidst the scramble of military action causing major closures in airspace. The Chinese and American authorities have not provided any assistance thus far.
The Malaysian public is outraged that the world is not doing anything regarding the third Malaysian aircraft disappearing, and that Southeast Asian countries are being considered irrelevant.
Press Release from The Prime Minister of Vietnam
Press
Release from The Prime Minister of Vietnam
The lack of American intervention in our current conflict
with China is a damning indictment of the Nobama administration’s inability to
act in any capacity to assist Vietnam, despite the massive casualties we’ve
sustained at the hands of the Chinese aggressors. The United States’ perfidy
should signal to all of their current “allies” of how little the United States
cares to actually protect the countries that it claims hegemony over.
Former Director-General of National Intelligence Coordinating Agency Killed
Philippines News Agency
Cindy Hannon
Commander Lt. Col. Oriel Pangcog of the Joint Special Operations Group shot former Director Ager Ontong, Jr. of the General National Intelligence Coordinating Agency in a secret mission last night.
Ontong defected to China recently, taking crucial military secrets with him.
Ontong defected to China recently, taking crucial military secrets with him.
Under cover of darkness, a special operations team led by Pangcog infiltrated the Chinese compound where Ontong was hiding out.
In a ferocious firefight, Pangcog emerged victorious and killed the traitor. The team then successfully fled the compound and returned safely to the Philippines with no casualties reported. The Filipino government applauds the actions of Pangcog and his team in their success.
Press Release from the Chairman of the Vietnamese Fatherland Front
Press
Release from the Chairman of the Vietnamese Fatherland Front
I fart in the general direction of the Chinese.
-Nguyen Thein Nhan
-Nguyen Thein Nhan
Press Release From the CABINET of the United States
press
release from the CABINET of the united states
Haiphong Offensive by China Fails, Vietnam Activates Entire Military Force
China's latest invasion of Vietnam on Haiphong via Ha Long Bay has failed, with four batallions having faced severe causalties, and were unable to retreat with the rest of the invading force. Chinese casualties and prisoners are in the thousands, with at least 600 killed.
The Chinese invading force faced nearly 25,000 Vietnamese forces deployed to protect the city of Haiphong, home to over 2 million Vietnamese residents. Numbers on civilian casualties are unknown.
Vietnam has announced that its entire reserve military force on reserve is now activated, with over 3.5 million Vietnamese soldiers activated throughout the country. The Communist Party is also calling upon its 4 million active party members to also contribute to civilian militias, with all state operated colleges and schools suspending operations in preparations of the war effort.
No foreign country has currently been active in contributing to Vietnam's defense or China's invasion.
Applauding Chen Hao
Applauding Chen Hao
CCTV
On behalf of members of the Chinese Cabinet and the rest of China, CCTV would like to applaud the Governor of the Yunnan Province, Chen Hao, as a national hero. Fearlessly, he was moved into Vietnam territories and continued to fulfill his role in the Chinese Cabinet. Despite continued resistance from Vietnamese Cabinet Members, Hao continued to attempt to communicate with his Cabinet members. Although it appears that information has gone dark on Chen Hao, China wishes for his safe return to the Yunnan Province. All of his effort were Wirth it.
UPDATE: Philippine Secretary of Interior Sworn in as President
BBC World News
In a recent update, the Philippines has officially sworn in their Secretary of the Interior and Local Government, Mar Roxas, as the new President of the Philippines.
BBC News is live with streaming coverage on the ceremony.
BREAKING NEWS: President of the Philippines Assasinated
BBC World News
BREAKING-----
As of 4:10pm today, the President of the Philippines, Benigno Aquino III has been assassinated by a Philippine-national police officer.
A witness to the event recorded the attack.
Some are eluding that the United States commissioned the police officer to perform the shooting, but the rumors are not yet confirmed. This may be a plausible theory, though, considering the actions formerly taken by the United States about bribing Filipino agents.
Follow BBC as we keep you updated on the issue and the inauguration of the new President of the Philippines.
WARNING: This video is of graphic nature and is not appropriate for children.
Press Statement from the Philippines
The Philippines has hereby relinquished its economic ties with China due to their inability to recognize our country in any way after their amassing of troops just north of the Philippines, as well as the kidnapping and the torturing of our Director-General, National Intelligence Coordinating Agency, until he was forced to defect against his will. We do not wish to do business with such a disrespectful country, and hope that this increases our economic ties with Vietnam and the United States.
press release from the CABINET of the united states
press
release from the CABINET of the united states
BREAKING - Obama Family Dog Captured in Boracay Beach Attack
BREAKING - Obama Family Dog Captured in Boracay Beach Attack
The White House has confirmed the Obama family dog Bo is currently in custody of ISEA following the attack on Boracay Beach earlier this week which resulted in over 300 deaths.
The First Lady, daughters Malia and Sasha, and dog Bo were vacationing near Boracay Beach when the attack occurred. The Obama's were quickly evacuated, but Bo remained behind.
Bo has been trending on Twitter these last few weeks following his affirmative barks after a speech given by The President. US Intelligence sources believe ISEA actors may have recognized the dog's unforgettable face and resolved to capture him during the mayhem that ensued at the tropical tourist destination.
U.S. Special Forces are expected to be deployed to the Philippines in search for the dog, but Secretary of Defense Carter has not yet made an official statement on the issue.
Press Release From the State Council of the People’s Republic of China
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release from the state council of the people’s republic of china
The People’s Republic of China
would like to remind the international community and especially the Vietnamese
government that this violent conflict was a result of an unjust attack against
the PRC Government and the Chinese people with the capture of our beloved
Governor of the Yunnan Province. His capture is representative of the unstable,
corrupt, and cruel Vietnamese government who aim at nothing but instability in
the region. The PRC will not stand for this attack and will fight tirelessly
until debts have truly been paid.
Press Statement of the Philippines
As your new President, I would like to publicly apologize for the past failures of the Filipino government. You, as the Filipino people, deserve more from this administration. Rest assured that I will do all in my power to reinstate values, transparency, and stability within our government. Rather than preoccupying yourselves with external affairs in the South China Sea, the security and welfare of our citizens should be the number one priority of this administration. Therefore, I would like to deeply apologize again, to the people of the Philippines, for the disappointment surrounding the previous administration and I thank you for your support.
Public Opinion in US Calling to Aid Against Slaughter in East Asia
Public Opinion in US Calling to Aid Against Slaughter in East Asia
Recent PEW Polls from US citizens show public opinion leaning towards aiding in peace between China and Vietnam.
As military action between China and Vietnam increase, so do the death tolls. Even though the US economy is heavily reliant on China, most opinions, especially in "Middle America" is calling for supporting the Vietnamese government.
PRESS RELEASE FROM THE MINISTER OF COMMERCE
PRESS RELEASE FROM THE MINISTER OF COMMERCE
In response to the recent update about my actions to anger the Hoa people, I am appalled at the
false statements made in the article. The ministry has made many financial contributions to the
Hoa business community in Vietnam throughout the years and as the Minister of Commerce, I
can honest say that I did NOT call all Vietnamese “Dau Ma May”. I am disheartened by the false
allegations regarding my relationship with the Hua business group and the Vietnamese citizens.
It is a disgrace to read such lies and inappropriate language being spread by the recent article
made by some blogger spreading wrong information.
Coup in Philippines, President Assassinated
Coup in Philippines, President Assassinated
Reuters
MANILA -- President Benigno Aquino III was killed today. Amongst general discontent, he was accused of entertaining ties with the terrorist organization ISEA.
His own father, former Senator Benigno Aquino Jr, a long time opponent of the authoritarian regime of Ferdinand Marcos, was also assassinated in 1983.
Mr Roxas swore allegiance in front of TV cameras as the new President of the Republic.
More information to come.
American Naval Forces to Enact Philippine Blockade
WASHINGTON --
The American Navy has moved forces to form a naval blockade, from the southern tip of Taiwan to the Senkaku Islands. The United States does not appear to be interested in intervening in the war erupting in Vietnam, but are actively pursuing actions to defend the Philippines from a hypothetical attack.
BREAKING: Vietnamese President Pleads for American Intervention
The Associated Press has received from an anonymous source the following cable from the President of Vietnam, to President Obama:
"I, Truong Tan Sang, am willing to give myself up to American authorities, if it will assure American intervention on behalf of Vietnam against the Chinese aggressors."
BREAKING NEWS: Over 3000 Dead in War in Vietnam
BANGKOK--
Reports from foreign media journalists stranded in Hanoi are reporting that Chinese forces are approaching Hanoi. Forward forces have encountered civilian militias in Vietnam, with both Vietnamese soldiers and citizens being killed in skirmishes.
As of 16:10 Vietnam Standard Time, over 3,000 individuals in Vietnam are believed to have been killed, many of them civilians. Hospitals are struggling to cope with the influx of casualties, and civilians in Hanoi and Haiphong are struggling to flee southwards.
More information to come as it arrives.
Weibo
@xiaoxiao_____liveChina, why do you hate your people? Why do you murder us for your ambitions? You send us to fight for you in Vietnam and throw us away. Can’t you hear the mothers crying out every time you kill another son? The people do not ask for a Third Indochina War! Uncle Xi, you have blood on your hands.
Press Statement from the Government of Vietnam
This invasion by China is an invasion on our sovereignty. Our final act is to order all citizens and all military members to fight. To every last man, woman and child. Protect our nation at all cost
BREAKING NEWS: CHINA AND VIETNAM ENGAGED IN WAR
HONG KONG--
Reports emerging that fighting in Vietnam has erupted with Chinese forces attempting to invade Hanoi. The Vietnamese government is scrambling to respond to the foreign invasion, while China is placing significant efforts in ensuring information is not reported in the media.
Invasions into Vietnam through four provinces at the northern portion of the country include invasions overland and by sea. Reports of combined Chinese units numbering over 200,000 individuals have invaded the country, with an unknown number of Vietnamese forces mobilizing.
Sources inside the Vietnamese government are pleading for foreign assistance to halt the invasion.
More info to come shortly.
US: Still Without CIA Director?
CNN
As Vietnam and China have rising military tensions, the US remains unresponsive. Perhaps the fact that the US is without a Central Intelligence Agency Director is the reason why they seem to not have updated information to the breaking and critical world affairs.
Chinese Commerce Minister Attempts to Anger Hoa, Antagonizes all of Vietnam
HANOI --
The Chinese Commerce Minister has announced that all financial support for the Hoa business community in our country is revoked, and that they are barred from entering China.
China has never provided our citizens with any form of financial assistance-- Hoa individuals are full-fledged Vietnamese citizens who participate in the Vietnamese economy unilaterally, and these latest actions solidify the hatred China has of all Vietnamese, regardless of ethnic affiliation.
While supposedly calling all Vietnamese 'Dau Ma May', the Commerce Minister does not realize that it is your Mother China that is being fucked.
Press Release from Xi Jingping
press
release from Xi Jingping
As the President the People’s Republic of China, I am deeply
concerned with the allegations made by the Government of the Vietnam. I would
first like to make it clear that no Vietnamese forces have entered the border
and if they have, they doing so without the permission of the Chinese
government and are completely showing signs of aggression against the PRC. The
PRC highly encourages the Vietnamese Government to pull their forces out of the
region as it contributes to nothing but instability in the region.
Update: Philippines Airline Flight Possibly Attacked?
LOS ANGELES--
Independent investigators believe that the recent crash of Philippines Airlines Flight 102 may not have been caused by actions on board the aircraft. Initial suspicions among the Philippine public blamed ISEA militants, particularly in response to the recent attacks conducted throughout the country. ISEA has not yet claimed any responsibility.
Analysts in the aerospace industry believe that only an explosion caused by an outside factor, such as a missile strike, could be responsible for such a rapid descent. The American and Philippine government has not supported such arguments. No other country has claimed involvement.
Press Statement of the United States
Given the recent extraordinary tensions between the Philippines and China, the United States, which has deployed Carrier Group 7, would like to update the region on this group’s location and capabilities. In addition to having a fully armed air craft carrier and relevant fighter aircraft, this carrier group also includes 4 Los Angeles class attack submarines, 5 Destroyers, and 2 cruisers. All of these vessels are fully armed with state-of-the-art weapons systems and highly-trained crew.
Currently, carrier group 7 is approximately 170 miles Southwest of Taiwan and just West of Pratas Island. This carrier group is intended to protect the Philippines from aggression by foreign powers and is fully prepared for battle.
Press Statement from the President of Vietnam
Vietnam, as your President I take great pride in serving you to the best of my ability. Because of this pride the pain of your rejection hurts all the more. I know not what I have done to enrage you so, as I assure you I am acting with the full support of the national assembly and the Party to do what is best for you. I appreciate that these are challenging times and I know you may be confused and scared. Have faith in your government and we will do our utmost to serve you. Thank you.
Undercover Soldiers Launch Retaliation Against Hanoi
Undercover soldiers launch retaliation against Hanoi
Global Times
Li Xiaoxing
PLA ground force troops and Yunnan Provincial Law Enforcement troops undercover at the Twin Festival in Hanoi launched a counterattack against the Chinese cabinet in response to the kidnapping of the Governor of the Yunnan Province, Chen Hao.
The Annual Twin Festival of the Yunnan Province was shifted to Hanoi this year as a peacekeeping mission between China and Vietnam. However, China’s goodwill was betrayed and Governor Chen was kidnapped by Vietnamese Special Forces upon his arrival in Hanoi.
2000 troops undercover in the Twin Festival have bravely launched an attack against the cabinet building in Hanoi to rescue the beloved Governor Chen from the treacherous Vietnamese. They are currently being met with resistance but are pressing at the gates of the cabinet building.
China calls for all citizens to be on high alert for further Vietnamese attacks and to put faith in our strong nation. We will deliver a lesson that Vietnam will never forget.
2000 troops undercover in the Twin Festival have bravely launched an attack against the cabinet building in Hanoi to rescue the beloved Governor Chen from the treacherous Vietnamese. They are currently being met with resistance but are pressing at the gates of the cabinet building.
China calls for all citizens to be on high alert for further Vietnamese attacks and to put faith in our strong nation. We will deliver a lesson that Vietnam will never forget.
Press Release from Lt. Gen Ngo Xuan Lich Commander Vietnamese Ground Forces
Press Release from Lt. Gen Ngo Xuan Lich Commander Vietnamese Ground Forces
The Vietnamese Ground Forces will not be mobilizing into the Yunnan Province. Attempts at possible prevention of fractionalization of the Chinese Nation has revealed plots of invasion and subversion. Vietnam will not be the aggressor in this situation. Attempts to contact the Chinese government has resulted in silence.
Yunan Succession is False
Yunan Secession is False
A member of the Vietnamese cabinet released a press statement earlier today declaring the succession of Yunan Province from China. The Vietnamese government is misinformed. The PRC Government retains all territory at this time.
Press Statement from the Government of the United States
The United States is issuing a travel ban to the Philippines due to the recent deaths of 61 of our great citizens following the hijacking. We strongly urge United States citizens not to travel to the Philippines.
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