Sunday, May 3, 2015

Press Release From the Secretary of the Central Commission for Discipline Inspection




press release from the Secretary of the Central Commission for Discipline Inspection
As a show of our commitment to the national fight against corruption within the Chinese Communist Party, we have completed our investigation into the actions of the Minister of Foreign Affairs, Wang Yi.  The traitor has been found guilty of treason and embezzlement by the Central Commission for Discipline Inspection.  Following the trial, the Minister has been stripped of their title and powers and has been detained in an undisclosed location where they will await further trial under the Supreme People’s Court. 

Update:  While in the detainment facility, Wang Yi requested to be served their favorite meal of Kung Pao Chicken.  Unfortunately, while enjoying this delicacy, the former Minister of Foreign Affairs choked on their chicken and has passed away.

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