5 Reasons Why the U.S. Marine Corps Commander is Like a Honey Badger
Lisa Buckner
In light of the recent unfolding events in the Southeast Asia, Lt. Gen. John Toolan has not fulfilled his duties as U.S. Marine Corps Commander. Because of this, a U.S. Marine was captured by MILF (lol) and continues to be tortured. This brings us to conclude that Lt. Gen. Toolan's spirit animal is a honey badger. Here are 5 reasons why.
1. Honey badgers have incredibly thick skin
More like thick skulls...
2. Honey badgers are solitary creatures
Too bad for that captured U.S. Marine.
3. Honey badgers are skilled diggers
He's really been digging himself into a deeper hole in regard to international policy.
4. Honey badgers vocalize through plaintive whines
Although he hasn't been vocalizing much lately.
5. Honey badgers just don't give a shit.
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